I did it. I finally migrated my soul (and like 33 pieces of art) from that corporate, crusty void known as Artstation (aka Shitstation, aka Graveyard) straight into the warm, greasy arms of Newgrounds. I feel like I just dragged a burning fridge full of cursed JPEGs across the desert with no shoes on.

That’s right—33 artworks. Some old, some new, some weird, all me. If you’ve been following my slow descent into madness, you know this was overdue. I needed out. That other site started feeling like a lifeless portfolio of dead dreams. Newgrounds? This place still has blood in its veins. Crust, chaos, and community. Love that.

Also: I uploaded 2 videos. There’s 3 more sitting on the bench but turns out there’s a daily limit, because apparently I can’t just dump my entire brain here all at once (fair). They’ll go up soon™. Right now? I’m fried. I need to sleep for 12 years and let my hands stop vibrating.

Anyway, love y’all. Thanks for checking out the madness.

Talk later, my disgusting HORNDOGS.